theconcealedweapon:

What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”

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meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

(via carelessly)

maomi:

and at the end of the day, im always thinking about you

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theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via hotboyproblems)

unclefather:

i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self

(via hotboyproblems)

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

(via carelessly)

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

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